Jan. 21 ‑ Feb. 19
It’s still winter, Aquarius, but it’s time for you to let the sunshine in. Open your eyes, open your heart, and open your pocketbook! Make a generous donation to a small local charity and feel your heart swell. Because if you don’t, and you continue your trademarked selfish behavior, I see a darkness coming down on you that may never lift.
Feb. 20 ‑ Mar. 20
I wish I could help you, Pisces, but a coward is shivering inside you, and it’s shivering so hard the entire world can see it. That sort of removes any kind of confidence others might have in you. It’s painfully obvious your low self-esteem has taken over your life completely this month. Maybe when the warm weather hits, your shivering will cease.
Mar. 21 ‑ Apr. 20
There is no indication your fantastic life is going to change, Aries. You continue to motivate everyone you come into contact with and inspire all with your magical existence. Close Encounters for you are never the Third Kind…they’re the BEST kind. Lucky, lucky Aries. 2020 is going to rock for you, just like it always does!
Apr. 21 ‑ May 21
Abraham Lincoln put it best when he stated, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” This is certainly going to be true for you this month, Taurus. So it just goes without saying. But I’ll say it anyway—sit down and keep your mouth shut.
May 22 ‑ June 21
Trying to put my finger on what exactly is wrong with you, Gemini, but it’s not just one thing. It’s lots of things. It’s those lists. Your ongoing crises and chaos. Your unrealistic approach to life. The unimaginative way you approach problems. Your inability to complete anything. And there’s more. Lots more. Please take some time for self-analysis. I’m begging you.
June 22 ‑ July 22
It’s time to get away from this fascination with your nonexistent love life. The planets are colliding and the message is clear…you are going to be a loner for a while. You will roam this earth a solo player. No partners, no lovers, no companions, no friends. Just suck it up and let’s see what happens next month. This collision can’t last forever. Hopefully.
July 23 ‑ Aug. 23
I was seriously hoping to start 2020 off with good news for you, Leo, but it’s just not going to happen. You know when you’re in the middle of a heated, passionate argument and all of a sudden you realize you are dead wrong? That kind of sums up how January is going to go. Dead wrong on a dead end. So buckle up.
Aug. 24 ‑ Sept. 23
The year ended well for you, Virgo, and it appears 2020 is going to start off on a high note as well. Something about your apparent magnitude having a positive effect on your chromosphere. Which doesn’t happen very often, my friend. So take advantage! Pledge allegiance to yourself. And give yourself a big pat on the back for your numerous accomplishments. ‘Cause this won’t last forever.
Sept. 24 ‑ Oct. 23
There’s a celestial phenomenon going on with you this month that spells out phenomenal! You will be pelted with happiness, goodness and joy. Your good nature will shine out for all to see. You will sparkle like the sun. You will soar like the wind. Everything you attempt will take off like a bird in flight. Lucky, lucky Libra. 2020 is going to rock for you, just like it always does.
Oct. 24 ‑ Nov. 22
Patience is the name of the game this month, Scorpio. Keep your eyes open for slow-growing opportunities, and you’re going to find your game changer! The stars are lined up in an asterism that you can clearly see in the night sky. All month long. IF you take your time and practice some patience.
Nov. 23 ‑ Dec. 21
This month is going to break you out of your normal disastrous pattern and get you out of your own way. Because you are and always have been what’s holding you back. The timing is perfect, and so are the stars, for a fresh start and new look at life. Be careful with electronic devices though, and stay away from anything with a “3” in it.
Dec. 22 ‑ Jan. 20
With an unpleasant and unlucky 2019 behind you, I highly recommend you refrain from looking back. Keep your eyes gazing straight forward, right into the future. If this month’s star-studded lineup is any indicator of what’s to come, you have a lot to look forward to. But again, no looking back. If you do, all that bad luck may catch right back up to you.