Jan. 21 ‑ Feb. 19
Harmony and understanding abound this month, Aquarius. Peace is guiding your planets, and some weird mystic revelation is going to be revealed. This all appears to have something to do with Valentine’s Day. So try not to mess it up. No grand gestures are needed. Lower your eyes and behave with humility for a change, and maybe, just maybe, this Valentine’s Day will be better than last year’s. And the year before. And the year before. And the… well, you get the picture.
Feb. 20 ‑ Mar. 20
Mars is sauntering through your door this month, Pisces, and it means it’s time to step forward and meet a new sunrise. Seize the day! Lay off the deception and self-deprecation. It never does you any good anyway, because you’re faking all that. Quit faking! Be real! And while you’re doing all that, avoid crowds and anything with the number 6 involved. Also 20, 34 and 17. I wish I had better news, but it isn’t me, it’s Mars.
Mar. 21 ‑ Apr. 20
This month is naturally full of love for you, Aries. Your generosity and positive attitude draw people towards you like a magnet, and ensure you will always be successful in your ventures. Your ability to share your emotions and embrace intimacy is nothing but a benefit, and your passion for life continues to inspire all. You are magical, Aries, just magical.
Apr. 21 ‑ May 21
Your eyes will be wide open this month, Taurus. Typically, your stubborn bullheadedness means your tunnel vision keeps you from seeing anything other than what’s in your own tiny tunnel, but something’s got ahold of you. It could be Mars trying to dictate your love life. Or possibly the planetary concentration in the northern sector. Either way, open your eyes and invite someone new into your life. The time is right!
May 22 ‑ June 21
Slow down, Gemini. You are prone to making snap decisions this month, but those decisions will result in contradiction and more chaos. Planetary considerations point towards achieving your objectives, but only if you take your time in figuring out what the objectives are and coming up with a serious step-by-step plan to make it happen. And while you’re deliberating, watch out for an old acquaintance who suddenly shows up with an offer you just can’t refuse. Refuse it. Just sayin’…
June 22 ‑ July 22
Finally! The planets are favorably placed, Cancer, putting you in position to form a committed relationship this month. Get out and about! If you stay glued to your TV, it won’t matter where the planets are—you’ll still be lonely and bitter. All this change will make it an emotional month for you—the past six months have been fairly horrible, so it’s natural to feel hesitation and dread where love is concerned. But give it a whirl! The planets move pretty regularly, so take advantage while you can.
July 23 ‑ Aug. 23
Oh Leo, when are you ever going to learn? You can’t always have your way. You just can’t. But your my-way-or-no-way attitude really tends to put people off. It doesn’t matter that the forward energy of the planets could help you this month, because your stubbornness and push-back tendencies will overcome all that positive planet energy. Poor Leo. Maybe next month, there will be some warmth from the planetary alliances, but not this month. You’re just too stubborn.
Aug. 24 ‑ Sept. 23
After last month’s new high, the news for February shouldn’t be much of a surprise to you, Leo. You’re in for another dismal ride. Harmony will go missing and you’re going to have a lot of problems with family members, people of the opposite sex, friends and even strangers. It might be a good idea to lay low this month. Plan on spending Valentine’s Day alone, too. But there’s nothing wrong with buying your own box of chocolates and wallowing around in misery and self-loathing. It could actually help.
Sept. 24 ‑ Oct. 23
You’ve never had any issues with low self-esteem, Libra, but because your planetary strength is in the western half this month, you’ll be pumped up to an even higher level. And not only will life be full of closeness and cordiality, but romance will abound. Which is great since your favorite day of the year is Valentine’s Day! Enjoy it. You’ll be immersed in romance, love and passion. Enjoy it, Libra, because you deserve all of this and more.
Oct. 24 ‑ Nov. 22
Wow, Scorpio. This month is a mess. There’s no room for self-will or autonomy this month. No room for domination. You feel aggressive, but you need to squash that as quickly as possible. Cooperation is the name of the game, and all that aggression needs to be geared towards fitness and sports. Not WATCHING but DOING. It’ll make you feel better. And if you feel better, you’re less likely to lash out at those that are closest to you. It’ll be a win-win, IF you can practice what we’re preaching.
Nov. 23 ‑ Dec. 21
Sometimes I wish the planets weren’t so prevalent in all this horoscope stuff, but unfortunately, planets are the name of the game. And the planets are spelling out disaster for you, Sagittarius. Disaster in the form of lackluster energy, inability to show any form of creativity, and a total absence of compatibility. Compromise isn’t in your vocabulary this month, either. The only advice I can give you is to stay inside, don’t tinker with anything electronic, and do not, under any circumstances, answer the phone after 7 PM.
Dec. 22 ‑ Jan. 20
Saturn is showing up for you this month, Capricorn, but it isn’t a good sign. The normal buoyancy associated with Saturn is being thwarted by an overcrowding from other planets. For you, this means any goal you may have hoped to accomplish will not be accomplished. Any relationship you hoped would thrive will instead wilt. Emotional harmony and strength will disappear. It’s not good. Hopefully, this trend will not continue. Saturn is always on the move, so we just need it to move out of your hemisphere!