What Should the New Destin High School Name Its Sports Team?

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The Destin White Sands**

The Destin Beachcombers***


* In honor of the city’s most loved citizen, Rikki Wheeler.

** No, wait, that’s racist.

*** But only if Editor Manson and the Morgans get a cut of the merch and concession sales.


Thanks to Metz Barnes, Larry Beat, Shelby DeSoto, Barry Donaldson, Paula Hilton, Roberto Padron, David Seering and Robin Wiesneth. Legitimate info about Destin High School can be found in this issue’s News from Beachcomberland.

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