Jan. 21 ‑ Feb. 19
Romance may be heading your way, but unfortunately it is a weird romance you tried to end many years ago. There is no escaping the confrontations you’re about to face. Excellent time to travel abroad, except that would be fraught with danger.
Feb. 20 ‑ Mar. 20
Mars is no longer retrograde. You will find that you are quite similar to people who you once thought were heathens. Even your once true friends will disappear. There’s nothing anyone can do to help you. Buckle up.
Mar. 21 ‑ Apr. 20
This month there is a Mars-Uranus square. The planets can’t change your life the way they change others. The grass is green underfoot, and the sky is blue up above. You feel stronger and more secure with each passing day. All things are going your way now.
Apr. 21 ‑ May 21
Issues you hoped were long past are back—front and center. This time they bring legal and financial consequences. They are unavoidable. You’d better bring your lunch—you’re in for a brutal cross-examination. Lucky number is 549.
May 22 ‑ June 21
Your intuition sucks. Nothing you expect to happen actually happens. Lots of things you don’t anticipate haunt you every hour of the day. Try very hard to hide. Unlucky numbers—2, 3, 5, 7 and 8. Lucky number—1,314.
June 22 ‑ July 22
Mercury is never good for you. Neither is August 28. Please stay at home. Do not go near any large stores—Walmart, Home Depot, etc. Life is unbelievably chaotic and frightening.
July 23 ‑ Aug. 23
Take your time with everything. Move slowly. Don’t make any decisions of any consequence. The odds of your decisions being good ones are infinitesimally small. A light coma would be an excellent idea. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays will be problematic.
Aug. 24 ‑ Sept. 23
Mercury goes stationary this month. Do you know what the Dog Days of Summer will be like for you? Lethargy, suspicion, avarice and revenge will rule your world. It is not good, and there is nothing you can do to avoid a hot cataclysmic period.
Sept. 24 ‑ Oct. 23
Venus is in Libra all month. You will endure another month of almost constant flattery from others. That is because you are so very impressive. Accept the flattery and adulation, and move forward confidently—just as you always seem to do.
Oct. 24 ‑ Nov. 22
Watch your temper and hope for some breakthroughs in your personal and professional worlds. Be wary of the numbers 4, 8 and 9. Love interests remain unrequited. Heat strokes (more than one) are quite possible.
Nov. 23 ‑ Dec. 21
As much as you crave rest and relaxation, stay away from home. It will be bedlam there. Your lucky numbers are 253, 567 and 876. Good luck with that—those numbers don’t come up regularly.
Dec. 22 ‑ Jan. 20
The solar eclipse this month will not help anything. Your authority in all matters will be brutally questioned. You will accomplish almost nothing. Basically, it will be a wasted month. Too bad you can’t just take a really long nap.
- Art Classes & Workshops
- Art Events
- Art Galleries
- Artist Joey McKenna Steps into Nature This Month at SoWal Library
- Call to Artists
- Adopt a Family for the Holidays
- Community Bank Invests $15,000 in NWF State College Students
- Making an Impact: Over $500K Awarded to Local Nonprofits
- Caring and Sharing: Café Thirty-A’s Annual Christmas Charity Ball
- Hold the Dishwashing, Please… Thanksgiving Dining Out Options
- North Beach Tortilla Co. Offers Sand and Sunsets in Santa Rosa Beach
- Overproof, Full Proof and Navy Strength Rums…and the Cocktails That Love Them
- Restaurant Guide
- Rosemary Beach Prohibition Repeal Wine Dinner Set for Dec. 7
- Where to Spend Your Happy Hours
- It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Hallmark!
- Local Film Screenings
- Reviews: Dafoe and Pattinson Shine in “Lighthouse,” Eddie Gets His Dolemite On
- Eric Paslay’s Favorite Live Tracks
- Live Music
- Rock Stars of Comedy… Gallagher Is Coming to Town
- The Pauseandplay.com Record Roundup
- The Record That Changed My Life: Al Alvarado
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